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1.
A bushel or sack of fifty or more cupcakes. Commonly used to seduce someone, or eaten by REALLY hungry people.
"I just gave my girlfriend a Zoplin, and she returned the favor with the best sex ever!"

"Oh your friend just failed his test? Cheer him up with a Zoplin."
by OceanicOverlord January 16, 2012