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15. Zooted
Being Under The Influence Of Drugsz, To Be High Mainly Under Weed.
Ayo0 Im Muthafuccin Zooted Off Thisz Purple Haze Nikka!!
16. Zooted
being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane
Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?

Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)

Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!
17. Zooted
To become hyper; usually with the ingestion of nitric oxide substances. Refers to the self-induced “pump” or extreme energy that proceeds aggressive weight lifting. Often associated with the noun zoot juice.
Zach wanted to solve his Rubik's cube but he was too zooted to relax.
18. zooted
When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits
Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"
19. zooted
being so pumped up on adderall or caffeine or 5 hours that you are so happy and excited to be doing school work....... aka the funnest legal feeling ever.
This coffee is getting me so zooted right now, shit.

Tori give me an adderall, im tryna get zooted today.
ZOOTED QUEENS.
20. Zooted
In East Tennessee, It means you're fucked off Xanax. All you want to do is chillax.
I just ate 3 Z-boys 30 minutes ago and now I'm zooted out the frame.
21. zooted
getting fucked up on weed
i am bou to get hella zooted before sadies- deja
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