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30.
verb:
1) To be so under the influence of cocaine that one becomes paranoid and forgets where they are.

2) To be so affected by the effects of cocaine that one forgets nights past activites.
1) I'm so zooted. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
2) Dude I got so zooted last night... Where are my pants.
by Rachel Horowitz April 21, 2007
 
1.
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
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by tom January 12, 2004
 
2.
to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.
Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh
by Kavoen November 05, 2006
 
3.
when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real
Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!
by Tony Reno September 11, 2003
 
4.
1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.
by FreeTrial4DeatH June 06, 2007
 
5.
to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
jacob, i'm zooted man..
by mastadoja September 30, 2003
 
6.
In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.
You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.
by Colombiano186 February 20, 2008
 
7.
When you smoke marijuana and you are high as a mo'fcka.
Damn dog, I just smoked this blunt and im completely zooted.
by Big Perm February 10, 2003