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4.
The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).
*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...
by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 29, 2011
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1.
1. Affection or affinity for animals.

2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.

3. Biology. A tendency to feed or grow on animal tissue.
Hey Flash why are you into Zoophilia so much?

"Cause I Love Animals Dispatch!"
by Petrie April 10, 2003
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2.
1. An intense sexual attraction to an animal.

2. A line your friend uses at a party to ensure a girl will never speak to him again.
"I'm into zoophilia, which means I like to fuck penguins."
by atr October 18, 2006
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3.
HAVING SEX WITH AN ANIMAL
i had zoophilia oral sex with a python ,which was an equivelant size with my own penile organ, and it chewed my dick off, but its kool, we aint gunna divorce
by Plese dont read the tags October 17, 2011
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5.
A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.
"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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6.
clear terms to all you bright people.
Its when you fu** an animal.
Period.
"Hey Sparky, you like the taste of penis don't you? Yes you do, yes you do!
by NateK July 10, 2005
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7.
sexual intercourse beteen a human and an animal.
person 1 " whats it call when a human has sex with an animal?"

person 2 " its called Zoophilia"

person 1 "oh"
by olaf the pimp January 02, 2007
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