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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
by Sqid February 06, 2007
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Alien creature that was companion to the crew of Fireball XL5 in the Kid TV series Fireball XL5
Zoonie will you stop bugging me.
by Fireball Freakatron May 05, 2007
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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
by Sqid February 02, 2007
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Nervous and afraid but not acting like it.
"I think bobby is being zoonie today." Josh whispered to Bryan.
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