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1.
The finest peice of ass you'll ever see
Look as the zonkie on that
by ZonkieZonkie May 20, 2011
 
2.
A very disturbing noun.
A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...
This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.
Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie
Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!
by IR Baboon September 16, 2010