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There are many different kinds of zombie, but i will just go over the two most common. The voodoo zombie and the common zombie.

A voodoo zombie is not actually a zombie, it is a person with brain damage thought to be dead, and then rising from their graves with no real objective other than surviving. Voodoo zombies are created when a shaman paralyzes them with a strange powder made from jellyfish venom. The victim's heart rate and other life supporting functions are operating at a bare minimum, so they are commonly mistaken for dead. Once they are buried, voodoo zombies sometimes wake up from their little nap time to find themselves in a shallow grave and little to no oxygen. From the lack of oxygen, they lose brain cells and are more mentally disabled than living dead.

The common zombie is created only when infected with a virus called "solanum", which is a 100% lethal virus that operates the brain of human vivtims, but nothing else. Common zombies can transfer their virus to animals, but animals DO NOT reanimate. Ingestion of infected flesh will not infect the one who ate it, it will just kill you. Common zombies operate on only the most basic instinct, to eat. They are completely self-sufficient, and do not require any of the functions humans need to survive. There is no way to deter or distract a zombie, and the only way to kill the persistant bastards is to destroy the brain via headshot or blunt force.
#1: Damn bro, you see that zombie get up outta the grave? I think it wants to eat me!

#2: Naw man, thats just some voodoo zombie, its pretty much just a retard. See that rotting walking corpse that doesnt bleed? That nigga wants to eat you.

#1: Oh...
by Chief Runs-With-Scissors April 17, 2011
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50.
A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.
God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!

Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.
by Ken Liang September 30, 2006
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51.
A person who tries to eat your face off while making-out.
Dude, he was like a zombie. He tried to eat my face while we were making-out.
by Grossed out May 07, 2012
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52.
zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,
As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..
by NAZI-LOVER February 14, 2011
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53.
An everyday person who does the samething everyday and never does a thing in life.
Steve- "Hey look at Chris he is such a zombie" Henry- "What makes him a zombie?" Steve- "He just does the samething everyday and has no excitement in life" Henry- "Oh........"
by $t3v3() December 30, 2010
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54.
a girl who wears way too much eye make up and looks like a slut.
"dude she is so hot"
"nahh man she is a zombie"
"oh damn she is"
by fyslova October 21, 2010
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55.
a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within
"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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56.
Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
by A Communist October 11, 2006
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