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29.
There are many different kinds of zombie, but i will just go over the two most common. The voodoo zombie and the common zombie.

A voodoo zombie is not actually a zombie, it is a person with brain damage thought to be dead, and then rising from their graves with no real objective other than surviving. Voodoo zombies are created when a shaman paralyzes them with a strange powder made from jellyfish venom. The victim's heart rate and other life supporting functions are operating at a bare minimum, so they are commonly mistaken for dead. Once they are buried, voodoo zombies sometimes wake up from their little nap time to find themselves in a shallow grave and little to no oxygen. From the lack of oxygen, they lose brain cells and are more mentally disabled than living dead.

The common zombie is created only when infected with a virus called "solanum", which is a 100% lethal virus that operates the brain of human vivtims, but nothing else. Common zombies can transfer their virus to animals, but animals DO NOT reanimate. Ingestion of infected flesh will not infect the one who ate it, it will just kill you. Common zombies operate on only the most basic instinct, to eat. They are completely self-sufficient, and do not require any of the functions humans need to survive. There is no way to deter or distract a zombie, and the only way to kill the persistant bastards is to destroy the brain via headshot or blunt force.
#1: Damn bro, you see that zombie get up outta the grave? I think it wants to eat me!

#2: Naw man, thats just some voodoo zombie, its pretty much just a retard. See that rotting walking corpse that doesnt bleed? That nigga wants to eat you.

#1: Oh...
by Chief Runs-With-Scissors April 17, 2011
 
43.
Something that people argue about the speed of the infected one. Zombies that run fast, like in Left 4 Dead, Counter Strike: Zombie Mod (whatever), and Resident Evil, are usually something that have an extent of the infection. Slow zombies are usually the dead corpse reanimated, due to radiation or summonings in movies.
Fast Zombie:

Bill: TANK!!!

Louis: Wher- *hit by tank*

Zoey: LOUIS!!!

Slow Zombies:

Civillian: They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *is bitten*
by omgnoobzor October 03, 2009
 
44.
Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.
Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.
by shelflife June 18, 2009
 
45.
Common definition of an abirritate drug addict, especially a Junkie or a Cokey
Frankie was a very nice guy, social and polite, but since he tried some shot of cocaine, he slowly became like a mindless Zombie
by Pinball Wiz April 21, 2009
 
46.
1. An animated corpse that feeds on living flesh
2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead
3. A Voodoo snake god
4. One who movs or acts in a daze "like a zombie"
Your such a zombie jim.
(jim bites mans arm)
by sanklaws February 17, 2009
 
47.
Pronunciation: 'zahm-bee

One of the undead or the walking dead, an animated soulless corpse controlled by a voodoo deity. This state of being can come about due to prolonged exposure to kibitzing hoydens, hypocritical robots, and excessive sweating from time spent in the heat. Often a result of a strenuous marching band routine.
Dude, Brian has become such a zombie from all that marching band practice, just listen to him!

(Monotone voice and expressionless face)
"Float 16 hold 4 sir."

by Lydia jackson October 20, 2007
 
48.
When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"
Sex Zombie
by Sexoligist January 28, 2014
 
49.
An organism in which at one point all biological processes had ceased, and afterwards had them reactivated (most commonly by the T-virus). These creatures hunger for the flesh of the living but do not generally need it to survive. When a living organism is found, other than a plant species, multiple zombies will gather, increasing their chances for a meal. Zombies are completely inert to each other, in any situation. Zombies are also not limited to human type and can infect other types of animals, and quite rarely, plants. Zombies generally have a longer life-span than their non-zombie counterparts as it is the nature of that which brought them back to life to keep them alive.
These zombies are interesting creatures, look how the mindlessly move toward their prey!
by Jack Kreuser August 14, 2011