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An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.
God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!

Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.
by Ken Liang September 30, 2006
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51.
A person who tries to eat your face off while making-out.
Dude, he was like a zombie. He tried to eat my face while we were making-out.
by Grossed out May 07, 2012
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zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,
As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..
by NAZI-LOVER February 14, 2011
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An everyday person who does the samething everyday and never does a thing in life.
Steve- "Hey look at Chris he is such a zombie" Henry- "What makes him a zombie?" Steve- "He just does the samething everyday and has no excitement in life" Henry- "Oh........"
by $t3v3() December 30, 2010
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a girl who wears way too much eye make up and looks like a slut.
"dude she is so hot"
"nahh man she is a zombie"
"oh damn she is"
by fyslova October 21, 2010
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55.
a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within
"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.
me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him
by A Communist October 11, 2006
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