The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!