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1. Zoink
To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"
2. zoink
to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents
"Zoink! got your car!"
3. Zoink
a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
"Zoink!"
by Aaron W. Dec 3, 2002 add a video
4. Zoink
When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
5. Zoink
A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series
Zoink! im a moron!
by TheNuke Jan 29, 2003 add a video
6. zoink
1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"
Zoink!
by Seymour Butz Mar 27, 2003 add a video
7. zoink
1.) To flagellate or "fart" from one's penis, most commonly during urination; equivilant to a womans "queef".
2.) A gaseous release from ones penis during arousal.
1.) Upon completion of urinating, Zach noticed large quantities of bubbles in the toilet because had zoinked.
2.) After achieving an erection, Zach thought he had orgasmed, but he had only zoinked.
by Zach Fairfield Oct 31, 2003 add a video
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