A really really really fat person who is embarrassing to be around. He should not show his face in public because it is so fat. The earth shakes when he walks. He's also really bad at poetry and is terrible at playing baseball and bowling. And he's terrible at eating clementines
Zohar is the fattest person alive.
by skinnygirl9 December 08, 2008
Top Definition
Personal & Family name in Hebrew.
It could be a personal name for man or woman and could used for a family name also.
The word Zohar mean in Hebrew: Brightness, Radiance, Shining, Glowing, Illuminate.
Zohar Sela.
To Shine, To Illuminate.
by Zohar S. August 21, 2007
Ouch. So many people defined Kabbalah, but not one person correctly defined the real Zohar. Despite what most people think, Kabbalah is actually a serious practice that shouldnt be taken lightly by stupid people, mainly celebrities. The Zohar is the book from which kabbalists study. If anyone claims to practice Kabbalah, ask them if they know what the Zohar is, or if they just wear the red string to make a false statement.
There are some great philosophical ideas in the Zohar.
by hypocrites make me sick January 22, 2007
A word describing a concept or presence of an etheric state of a certain being, which carries with it a cloud type form of inclusiveness that engulfs whatever it encounters, whether entirely all at once, like dew appearing, or initially appearing to only partially affect, or possibly appear to have no affect upon what ever substance or being is in its path or sphere, though always with ever lasting influence for the good of all beings and things, taking root in one form or another within the psyche and eventually heart of all it encounters.
Zohar that's crazy.
by Zohar June 01, 2015
Some weird enemy in one of the Lunar games for the PlayStation.
Zohar is really weird looking.
by Alexi September 07, 2003
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