Top Definition
The act of dressing or speaking in a style endorsed by celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe
"Hey Jill, what's with the gigantic furry vest? You're totally having a zoement"

Bob: "If you say 'I die' one more time, I'm going to choke you
Jill: "sorry, i was having a zoement"
by blacktaco October 28, 2009

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