@hipster girl who wears hipster clothes, hipster shoes, hipster sunglasses, and goes to a hipster school @Eugene Lang, with her hipster friends. But she will not tell you she is a hipster because a true hipster never admits to their hipness.
Guy1: hey Zoe, nice over-sized Bill Cosby sweater!
Zoe Yates: yea, my friends got it for me at my college book store. Its really awesome and hip - but i'm not a hipster!