A Zoard is someone who is pretty gay. If you meet a Zoard in the wild, you are probably living in the Meta Verse full time and don’t even realize it, seeing as wild Zoard’s can only exist in the Meta Verse. Zoard’s are sensitive to sunlight, and often times have large crazy hair to scare off any potential mating opportunities, which is why they cannot exist in the Uni-Verse.
“Hey dude, you’ve been acting like a real ZOARD lately! Come back into the real world and get some sunlight!
by Community Guidelines November 23, 2021