(the relationship ender) After locking in the "Tebbutt Manoeuver" and wrapping ones legs around your partner, attempt to ride for as long as possible whilst commenting on how much fitter your last girlfriend was. Points are earnt for staying on as long as possible.
"Fuck me, Bob is coming down the stairs and he's got Jane in the Tebbutt Manouver, Tim, get your camera!" "Fuck that, he's trying to lock in for a session of Zlotek Buckaroo! Ill get the camcorder!"