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6.
To Zito someone means to kick their ass. Comes from Chuck Zito, the guy who beat up Jean Claude Van Damme
He gave me an attitude so I Zitoed his ass.
by OnTheFly January 30, 2010
 
1.
The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.
Zito is what it's all about.
by The rambunctious slippy tongue October 15, 2008
 
2.
1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.
Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.
by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009
 
3.
A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.
Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!

Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!

Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!

Person B: What a load of Zito!

Person A: Me bitches!
by maxplasma January 16, 2011
 
4.
Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife
Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"
by Zito's friend January 18, 2005
 
5.
Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: pimp
"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"
by egarhadfh March 28, 2003
 
7.
(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.
"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"
by Dea Eris February 18, 2005