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An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms. My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.
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n. An expensive, refillable lighter. Usually decorated with designs. They last for a long time, and can be left flaming without holding it like a Bic. I found my old Jack Daniel's Zippo in my room this weekend; I'm so excited!
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best lighters ever made my zippo is settin right here
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1. a metal, refillable lighter that is known for it's rugged design. It is windproof, and has a lifetime guarantee, which is why it's become so popular over tha ages. Zippos often have designs on them to give them "personality." a fuel button does not need to be pressed in order to keep lit, it turns off by closing the lid.
2. a derogatory word used by the military for flamethrower tanks. I just got a new Zippo, it's so cool!
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1. A lighter noted for its durability.
2. The name of a Charmeleon owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series. 1. "I just bought a Zippo; my old lighter stopped working."
2. "Zippo! Use Flamethrower!" |
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GREATEST FUCKING LIGHTER IN THE WORLD
nuff' said Yo i just bought this zippo lighter it's fucking sick!
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A cool lighter that flips open and can stay lit
zippo lighter lighter, like a bic but stays lit w/o holding down.
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classic lighter that you see in any movie where a lighter is featured, the coolest things ever ;your best friend in charlies angels full throtle,
zoolander, etc. "hey, light my blunt" "sweet i have my zippo on me too" or "im bored" "lets light shit on fire with my zippo" |
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