The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.