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1.
A fat clown; Used to scare chilren.
As their parents left the room, turning off the light, Zinkers emerged from the shadows.
by Willy December 02, 2004
 
2.
zinker (ZEEN-kur)

noun. A painful swelling around the pleebs on the vagina. It prevents urine, puss nuggets, and babies from coming out.
Guess what, girlfriend! I got a zinker last night, so when I use my dildo, it stings really bad! AWESOME! iloveyou.. :3
by Jaack August 17, 2007