Top Definition
A wet fart, often lingers, is difficult to get rid of. *squelch*

Can be found in Facebook rant form, empty coffee can form, and old car brochure form. Do not come into contact with, nor expose bare skin to this. You might contract Sabretooth crotch crickets.

also known as a 'wrap around handjob from a homeless man'.
'I was waiting at the bus stop posting other peoples photos and this homeless guy started giving me a Zildog!'
by The ultimate JDM handiee February 25, 2014

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