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9. Zilch
A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit
Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch
by Teddy Roosevelt Feb 21, 2003 add a video
1. Zilch
Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.
Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!
by Dalton Apr 29, 2004 add a video
2. Zilch
To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.
Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.
3. Zilch
A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.
Sam had zilch in his bank account.
by brian Apr 27, 2004 add a video
4. zilch
The zilch is a part of the cock.

The zilch is exactly the rim of the bell (bell-end), where the shaft of the man's Johnson ends and the bell-end begins.
It is that rim, ridge, edge which is known as the zilch
Jimmy doesn't get head from girls with braces any more in fear of getting his bell-end ripped off by the zilch
5. zilch
nothing, having a value of nothing, zero
That truck is worth zilch.
6. zilch
When one takes a garbage bag and ties it in a string on knots, then lights them on fire. Miniature fireballs with drip from it as it makes futuristic noises.
Some conflabbed hooligans were holding lit zilches over the balcony at pyromania. One of them hit Max's head. He still has a creepy bubble.
by EmilyGG Jun 27, 2005 add a video
7. Zilch
Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.
Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.
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