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1.
To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.
After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned
by joshdajoker April 30, 2008
 
2.
Zidane'd means head-butt. It was the last match of zinedine zidane in the 2006 world cup finals, France vs Italy. Zinedine Zidane head butt Materazzi & got a red card for it. But watever, we still love zidane & materazzi deserve that head butt! :D
1. "Peter was zidane'd by Jane this morning for eating her breakfast."
2. "you're gonna get zidane'd if you dont return my pencil"
by Gail of RAN Online July 12, 2006
 
3.
To be headbutted in the chest after provoking your opponent through a racial slur.
That Materazzi dude got zidaned.
by canuckistani July 10, 2006
 
4.
Used in the same context as raped or destroyed, Zidaned is a term used to describe completely destroying the competition. Like with a swift headbutt to the chest.
Man, that biology exam just got zidaned.
by Shawn K. July 12, 2006