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The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist!!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb. Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist!!" while sweating from his teeth.
Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil. |
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1. the soccer star from the France team
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup Don't make me Zidane you bitch!
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July 29, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment. Player 1: Give me the ball.
Player 2: No. Player 1: Don't make me go Zidane on you. |
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The best soccer player to ever play the sport, the Algerian gave Arabs across the world a great name in soccer.
We love you ZIZOU Zidane is the best to ever grace the pitch
Zidane can shoot you're a pro if you can pass like Zidane |
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1. Head of Steel
2. A God Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.
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1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt)
2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own) 1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team."
2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike." |
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1) (name) Captain of the French National Football team during the World Cup 2006. Apparently has a sister involved in not-so-Catholic activities. We know nothing about his mother.
2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party. 3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated. Judge: Defendant how do you explain your actions?
Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts. Judge: What did he say exactly? Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat. Judge: Don't you go zidane on me!!! |
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