Person B: You're such a Zezima! *cries*
2) What are you trying to do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archery and close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements.
Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is good and great. Others as the creator of the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doom and destruction to all inferior beings. And some simply refuse Zezima, and the cult of Zezima, exist.
2.badboi0-"Zezima a fag. wat a nub"
3.imeric0-"Great is the wrath of Zezima, I remember the end times. When It descended from the heavens to smite all the unbelievers. Men with good and evil hearts alike, such is the anger of The Great One."
4.slayers77-"Zezima? whos that?"
Current worldwide rank: 170
Skill level is 99 in all skills except summoning (95)
Zezima is one of the most popular, and most hassled player in RuneScape.
"zezima is god" "u just mad becuz zezima is pro" "you shouldnt play runescape you noob" "i wish i was zezima" "i wonder wat zezima has in his bank" if you saw zezima what would you say" "zezima isnt an nerd hes just good, unlike you" "if you think zezima is a nerd you should stop playing" "zezima is straight up god" "i have zezimas phone number" ANSWER: you do? what is it, can i have it pleas.
Now you see. (all of the above are real, that i've heard around runescape.)
I've heard reports of Zezima being surrounded by hundreds of people while in a bank, and that he/she changes his/her password everyday, and that he/she...
The person's just good at RS, m'kay? No need to worship someone.
If I saw her in the wildy, i'd go, "WTH, Zezima's not number one!" and log off before she could PK me.
Zezima: *logs off, changes pw, and checks the highscores*