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4. Zerp
To zerp is the act of a male proforming fallatio on another male, slang. Also used as zerping, zerpin, zerped.
My friend told me he was into zerping recently, i'm not sure if I supposrt him in this.
1. zerp
to kick it, preferably in the shade.
Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin."

Dude 2: "Nah, fuck a drink, lets just zerp in the shade."

Dude 1: "Aight, let's fade."
2. zerp
You fucking zerp you worm! ZERP you shit head.
Zerp is the most zerp thing i ever zerped zerpen zerp zerp zerpedy fucking zerp.
by Dumb Ass Aug 16, 2004 add a video
3. zerp
1) plain bitter
2) extremely dislikeable
3) off-scale
1) ...man, that cheese tasted "zerp"...
2) ...man, that shit is somewhere inbetween "zerp" and "sour"...
3) ...captain, all my needles are going totally "zerp"...
by C4PROOF Aug 19, 2003 add a video
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