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2.
A God. A ruler. A fucking General.
and then god said: "Let there be Zender."
by Dy August 09, 2004
 
1.
A synonym for masturbate. Specifically, it is when one gets walked in on when he/she is masturbating.
"God dammit Pete, stop Zendering in my room."
by Uncle Sylvester December 06, 2007