1) the best seirs of games ever
2) a bitch who does nothing but take link (he's mine bitch)!
zelda: ahhh! ahhh! ahhh! link help me!
Link:no bitch ur go fuck yourslef
An adventure game that you get owned in then any other game. But it can be fun until you get owned
That creature owned me in Zelda but i'll still play because i have nothing else better to do
a dull and ugly female (probably from a derisive reference to Zelda Fitzgerald)
If he still calls a girl he dislikes a Zelda, he must be out of touch with history.
1. Possibly the only somewhat-normal female name starting with a Z.
2. A Nintendo owned characted that acts out the typical damsel in distress
stereotype in the game series carrying her name. Sadly, it becomes Link
's job to save her in every version of the game. A Later game (smash brothers melee) gives her some credit in which she can use her insanely weak magic (which has been boosted for fairness' sake) and her fucked up ability to transform into a guy in ugly clothing and to bend in unimaginable ways to kick the asses of other characters in said game.
3. A controlling abusive female that must be rescued from evil psycho maniacs (that want to destroy the world even though they live there too) and, upon being rescued, refuses sexual rewards to her liberator.
1. Zelda laughed at Zahina because her name is friggin stupid.
2. Link's job is to rescue Princess Zelda, although there is no garauntee of payment or reward for his services.
3. Don't go after that zelda! She'll only make you miserable!
an annoying girl that looks like an elf and has big ears.
"Did you see her at that party last night?"
"Yeah Zelda was there"
A female version of a dragon. See also: pussy
Men have dragons, while women have zeldas
Obviously one of the worst games ever made. The princess you are risking your f***ing life to save won't even give you a damn blowjob for he rescue. Link should have given her a black panther and then raped the shit out of her. ENOUGH SAID!!
Zelda was bad.