1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.

2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.
(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...
by Mailman March 30, 2004
Bad haircut
Nice zeke Mike!!
by Mike Hunt December 12, 2003
Zeke is a geek, a stoner a latenight video game playing loner.
Like dood! Zeke is a freakin geek!
by grass January 07, 2004
lets be honest the definitions given above ^ are all the complete opposite of a zeke. In fact a zeke is a douche bag who is completely unaware of how much a loser he really is. Other words commonly used for known zekes are; douche bag, tool, kook, fag, mark, asshole, chode, that guy, and my favorite... Guido.
Your new boyfriend is such a fucking zeke I can't even stand being around him.
by Ur Evil Twin January 04, 2011
A fat, overweight, loser with three friends.
Usually has really gay braids put in his hair by his mum, and usually likes to talk alot of shit and eat a lot of asshole.
Man, that fat faggot with no friends is a total ZEKE
by AssWiper871 December 06, 2010
1)a man that is intimidated by smaller women.
2)a man who is really confused and makes lame excuses.
3)a man who likes to blame his shortcomings on "false pretenses".
1)Amy has her bluff in on that Zeke.
2)When he drinks he really turns into a Zeke.
3)He says he has a big dick when in reality he's just a Zeke.
by Amy and April August 27, 2008
any stranger that is an odd looking mofo
Dude, did you see Zeke in the grcoery store? He comes in all the time.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003

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