Zeke is a geek, a stoner a latenight video game playing loner.
Like dood! Zeke is a freakin geek!
by grass January 07, 2004
Noun (Zeke Le-one) The fattest person in the world, who adores his Jew fro more than anything else in the world.
Synonyms: Fatty foo foo, Fat person, Fizz, Brixton, and Brick stone.
Zeke = fat.
by ihatezeke September 14, 2008
a hillbilly,bumpkin, hick usually ugly,ignorant and uncoordinated
I visited a few college down South and they were filled with Zekes !
by Wizmasta January 03, 2009
any stranger that is an odd looking mofo
Dude, did you see Zeke in the grcoery store? He comes in all the time.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
1)a man that is intimidated by smaller women.
2)a man who is really confused and makes lame excuses.
3)a man who likes to blame his shortcomings on "false pretenses".
1)Amy has her bluff in on that Zeke.
2)When he drinks he really turns into a Zeke.
3)He says he has a big dick when in reality he's just a Zeke.
by Amy and April August 27, 2008
lets be honest the definitions given above ^ are all the complete opposite of a zeke. In fact a zeke is a douche bag who is completely unaware of how much a loser he really is. Other words commonly used for known zekes are; douche bag, tool, kook, fag, mark, asshole, chode, that guy, and my favorite... Guido.
Your new boyfriend is such a fucking zeke I can't even stand being around him.
by Ur Evil Twin January 04, 2011
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