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A tree stump that has been drinking too much frog juice. This word originated from German folk lore, it can be found in the story of "Oscar and the drunken tree stump"
As Oscar and his brother Charlie wondered through the forest, the heard the startle of a herd of deeer. Running towards the sound they stopped looked at each other with startled faces, for before their eyes was a small clearing filled with the bodies of dead frogs, and right in the middle was a zeemingnineg holding a large mug filled with frog juice
by F Dale July 28, 2012