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20.
ZED
Zed A phatt Canadian late night TV show featuring shorts (videos), artists (music and otherwise) and interesting commentary. Check it out!
Hey girlfrind, I forgot to pick up a video on the way over. "That's okay, I want to watch Zed anyway."
by laura_jean January 03, 2005
 
1.
Zed
The way Canadians, British, Australians, and any other English-speaking country aside from the United States pronounce the final letter of the alphabet: Z. The American pronounciation "Zee" is derived from a now commonly obsolete late 17th century English dialect. The pronounciation "Zed" is ratified by the French "Zède", the Spanish and Italian "Zeta", and the Dutch "Zet", to name a few.
Eh, Bee, See, Dee, Ee, Eff, Gee, Aych, Eye, Jay, Kay, El, Em, Enn, Oh, Pee, Cue, Arr, Ess, Tee, You, Vee, Double-You, Ex, Why, **Zed.**
by Siludin July 28, 2006
 
2.
zed
1. Slang for a Zombie, usually of the George A. Remereo (famous zombie movie director) type. Used commonly in the Max Brooks two novels: World War Z, and The Zombie Survival Guide. Used by zombie fans as a short cut to typing or saying the word.
2. The "proper" English way of pronouncing the letter Z
1. I just watched Dawn of the Dead and the ZEDS in that were fast!
2. I just got done reading World War Zed, and was it freaky
by noneofyourdamnbusiness September 10, 2007
 
3.
Zed
How the British pronounce the letter "Z".
X, Y, Zed.
by Scoots November 19, 2002
 
4.
zed
mostly known on habbo UK.
a person who dates another person on the internet, claming they will love them for ever, adopt a child (really a 13+ pretending to be a baby)
then the next day, they'll dump each other and move on.
zedgirl: he11o babes i 1ove you.
zedboy: i 1ove u 2 x

next day.
zed boy: ur dumped.
zed girl: NOOO.

5 min later.
zedgirl: t+?
zed boy 2: t+u =love
zedgirl: kay bbz i 1ove you
by deadvegetables August 02, 2009
 
5.
zed
the letter 'Z'.
Read the Bible from A to zed.
by Brandon August 05, 2003
 
6.
Zed
A neologism or apothegm employed by ingroups to:

1. elicit solidarity,

2. pronounce exclamation or excitement,

3. alert others to one's presents,

4. bestow on others to recognise / indicate friendship

5. indicate achievement
1. "Zed" (to express acknowledgement on something said)

2. "F*$king Zed!" (with vigour on spilling a drink)

3. "Ah, Zed" (used on approach to a group of friends)

4. "Zed" (employed with a nod)

5. "Chris Zed biatch" (rising pitch)
by MrTogias July 21, 2009
 
7.
Zed
n. what you call a socially inept person that kills the mood, ends the party, ruins the joke. A Zed is *NOT* someone you want to have near you at a party when trying to meet people. Zed is at the end of the alphabet for a reason. Even Bruce Willis didn't get along with a Zed.
What the hell? No one wants to hear about your dog's diarrhea... quit being such a Zed and go somewhere else!
by mrbruno September 15, 2010