Top Definition
A person who is sent to religious school and only thinks about getting his rocks off
John was such a zealnut he got caught wanking in the bathroom at church. Frank was blowing Charlie at Christian camp, he was such a zealnut. Thomas licked every drop of Father Bills cum as it spewed from his rod, what a zealnut.
by Cumslut54 December 23, 2012

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