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3. Zarek
Zarek is a slang word for a gay guy with an ob seen kinky obsession of having another man put a warm Hot Pocket in his ass
That guy is such a zarek.
1. Zarek
The boy's name Zarek is pronounced ZAIR-ek. It is of Polish origin. Nickname or short form of Belshazzar (Babylonian) "Baal protect the king". Biblical: the son of Nebuchadnezzar, and the last king of Babylon. At a famous feast held by Belshazzar, handwriting appeared on the wall of the hall, warning of the king's doom. This led to our saying, "the writing is on the wall".
Holy shit Zarek is an AWESOME NAME!!!
2. zarek
This term was first introduced in the 1970's as pants got tighter and tighter. The term "zarek" defines the outline of a man's package in said tight pants. "Zarek" is synonomous with male camel toe.
Woman 1: Wow, check out the zarek on that guy over there!

Woman 2: I noticed it earlier. I bet he's chafing like hell in those pants.
by Dr. Squid Beak Apr 1, 2005 add a video
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