A man or polish descent who has stubby sausage fingers and small ferret legs. Some who has a dead front tooth and loves to dip. He likes to lounge around in sweat pants and gets up before the sun rises. Eats oatmeal on a daily basis and sucks at fantasy football. Often runs his mouth and gets his ass whooped by three or more people on a regular basis. Blacks out on the weekends and denies being that drunk the next day after he wakes up from his alcohol induced coma.
Dan: yo andy is being a real zapinski today.
Justin: yea he is definately acting like a zapinski.
Dan: lets stomp that zapinski's ass.