Top Definition
A Writing writer, a commentater on the DVD of life. Someone who can speak and be spoken too. An advisor, a consultant, an ally.
A person who is a jester with a balck heart. Hides their emotions for the sake of others.
Someone who is never the guy, only a guy.
"Zaphlon is so hella funny, but i would never go out with him"
by Zaph January 03, 2006

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