Top Definition
This odd-named font in Microsoft Office Word. Also zapfhumnstbt.

zapfhumnstbt (it is one word, pronounced zapf-hum-nist-bee-tee) can be used instead of random letters like "hjdsuigaehirghru" to show frustration/anger/happiness/sadness/whatever emotion u want. So if someone gets pissed off by random letters, use this word/ phrase instead and when they complain, show them who's better and cooler cuz this isnt any just ANY random string of letters.
guy 1: Hey what font should I use for this essay?
guy 2: ZAPFHUMNST BT!!!

guy 1: wth. so random.
guy 2: haha sucka. u should go to urbandictionary.com before u try to outsmart me!!! or google it you moron!
guy 1: ohhhh. hey. it IS a font. i am a moron.

guy 3: ZAPFHUMNSTBT I STUBBED MY TOE
by T.O.P luvah January 02, 2010

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