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1. Zape
Zombie-Rape or Zape: When you rape slow dumb zombies for fun. (Usually in New Jersey)
((Mentioned by Randall in Ugly Americans.))
Johnny: I zaped 6 zombies last night!
Joey: I zaped 7!
Jimmy: I hate how zape makes your dick smell like corpse for 2 weeks.
2. Zape
The act of inserting a taser into someone's anus and discharging the weapon while they are passed out drunk.

Best used on heterosexual males who need to learn that acting like a jackass/clown/fool/fuckfo/idiot/child is NOT acceptable just because you are drunk.
What the fuck is wrong with Fink? Why does he always act like a clown after 4 beers? I hope somebody zapes his ass tonight when he passes out - maybe a couple taser burns on his colon will convince him to grow the fuck up.
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