The coolest sounding name for a distant place that's location is unknown to many
"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar."
by JB April 25, 2005
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1. an island off the east coast of Africa
2. the Manhattan restaurant Jack Black will order your favorite food from before he "fucks you gently" even though he prefers "hard fucking" (see Tenacious D CD)
1. dude, where the hell is Zanzibar?
2. dude, where the hell is Zanzibar?
by zillah snap February 14, 2006
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The place I'll order your favorite dish, because I'm not gonna to cook it.
"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004
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Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.
Tell me what's your favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!


--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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A nationwide chain of nightclubs, playing dodgy eighties cheese music. Full of a strange mix of mutton dressed as lamb and 15 year olds on their first ever night out, with no one in between.
Person 1: It's my 50th birthday party tonight.
Person 2: Great, let's all go to Zanzibar and pretend we still have it.
by Jon Fox January 19, 2005
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A term, generally used to tell a friend when you see someone you wanna f**k.
Dude, Zanzibar! (points to hot girl)
by th3m1k3y October 28, 2009
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A meal replacement bar that, judging by the taste, is made from a little piece of the place that takes the same name.
What is that?! it tastes like dirt and vitamins!

it's my new zanzi-BAR! get it lol it has BAR in the name because it's a BAR!!
by Cruller May 28, 2005
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