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In the act of doing somthing stupid and/or retarded
He was cought doing a zanDer
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Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.
Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?
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A man whore, or a womanizer that thinks he can get any girl without any issues. He is an asshole, and he is completely full of himself. He thinks he is SOOOO cool, but in reality he's not. A zander usually try's to act tough and talks alot of crap, and doesnt back it up.
Dude, that kid is such a Freakin Zander!
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A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.
"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"

"Dude, you're such a zander!"
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A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.

...So fuck prejudice.
Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
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A person who lies because they are too afraid to come outright and face some one about the truth.
"You promised me that you were going to Rothbury!"

"Yeah but I bought tickets to Explosions a few weeks ago."

"But you promised to go with me last week!"

"Oh.. yeah... Well I didn't want to upset you."

"You are such a fucking Zander!
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A zander is an untruthful statement made to someone else with the intention to deceive. To zander is to say something one believes to be false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A zander is a person who is known to have a tendency to tell lies. Zandering is the deliberate act of deviating from the truth.

The Hebrew midwives zandered to the king of Egypt rather than carrying out his decree of killing all male Hebrew babies; the midwives did this because they “feared God” (Exodus 1:15–20)

Rahab zandered to the king of Jericho about hiding the spies (Joshua 2:4–5) and was not killed with those who were disobedient because of her faith (Hebrews 11:31)

tucsonLion zandered when he denied that he is really Mattington and NewLionette. (395827.2)
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