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8.
A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.
"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"

"Dude, you're such a zander!"
by Novemberfall January 19, 2010
 
9.
A person who lies because they are too afraid to come outright and face some one about the truth.
"You promised me that you were going to Rothbury!"

"Yeah but I bought tickets to Explosions a few weeks ago."

"But you promised to go with me last week!"

"Oh.. yeah... Well I didn't want to upset you."

"You are such a fucking Zander!
by Jazzzinator April 28, 2009
 
10.
A zander is an untruthful statement made to someone else with the intention to deceive. To zander is to say something one believes to be false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A zander is a person who is known to have a tendency to tell lies. Zandering is the deliberate act of deviating from the truth.

The Hebrew midwives zandered to the king of Egypt rather than carrying out his decree of killing all male Hebrew babies; the midwives did this because they “feared God” (Exodus 1:15–20)

Rahab zandered to the king of Jericho about hiding the spies (Joshua 2:4–5) and was not killed with those who were disobedient because of her faith (Hebrews 11:31)

tucsonLion zandered when he denied that he is really Mattington and NewLionette. (395827.2)
by eddieprzydzial April 10, 2007
 
11.
See Chris Booze.
by Jackass May 15, 2003
 
12.
Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.
Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)
by Cupcake321 August 26, 2014