by Mars Klepton June 30, 2010
1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.
2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass
by KChiCubs October 16, 2006
A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.
by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006
by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020
the cutest man ever who will melt your heart whenever you see him he also has black air force energy
Yo Marcus Zambrano is a real one
by The Person Who only speaks fax April 25, 2021
The most beautiful specimen of womenkind ever discovered in history. Usually born in the month of April of 2007, she spends most of her time gaming, hanging around family, and participating in extracurricular activities! She also spends a lot of her time either working out or reading books, but she still has an outstanding body figure that all women are jealous of! Along with being a pure specimen of what god can create, she also is the most loyal woman in the world. As long as you have her trust, or mean anything to her, she will never turn on you in any way shape or form. If you end up having a relationship with her, she will obsess over you insanely, never making you feel unwanted or unloved. She is purely god sent. She is usually short as well, with very beautiful legs and upper body. It fits perfectly with her height, foot size, AND her personality! She is as adorable as can be and can be compared to a bunny personality wise. She’s also Latina coming from South American countries such as Ecuador and Nicaragua. Her eyes, although brown, are so engulfing and hypnotizing that just a glimpse into them will have anyone falling for her, and that’s not even mentioning what her smile can do. She’s purely just perfect.
by IvanDPA August 16, 2023
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018