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The epitome of awesomeness. Every girl wants a zaldy, every guy wants to be a zaldy. A zaldy isnt just sexy, but sexy is zaldy. Few people have ever achieved the state of zaldy.
Girl 1: I want a zaldy
Girl 2: Omg... me too!
*A zaldy walks in*
Girl 1: Wow..... a real life zaldy *faints*
Girl 2: He's so dreamy... *faints*
Random guy: I wish I was a zaldy....
by 1AwesomePerson1 March 28, 2011