If you're name is Zakk Fetter than you're obviously the epitome of man. Chances are that you are smart, witty, and extremely funny. You're good at everything but not amazing at anything. Attractiveness may not be your strong suit but you definately know how to treat a lady and could be called a "die hard" romantic. People also usually have a strong urge to talk about your oversized penis, but you usually just shrug them off. You probably have a tiny sister named Amanda, and a suprisingly even smaller one named Samye. Your dog's name is Floyd, and i know where you live. I'm watching you!
Time to kill that Zakk Fetter Guy.