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Zakesex
(n) A slow, awkward humping dance move. Often performed in a bar, club, etc. to attract members of the opposite sex.
(v. Zakin')
Im gettin' drunk and gettin' my zake on all night long. No way I ain't gettin' laid!
by DittoSuit January 28, 2011
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Zakesex
someone who spends most of their time performing useless tasks and doesn't accomplish anything in life. often referred to as a waste of space to society because of their uselessness.
Look at that Zake at the Olive Garden, Helen Keller could cook better.
by Doug Rettie April 24, 2011
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