An unholy, Jewish pedobear with a refined palette and distinct taste only for the gooiest bunnies and little lolita girls. He lures them into his cave by helping them defeat The Evermighty Golden Dragon on Castle Age. His other aliases include Humbert, Pedofox and Zaq.
Umm, Mrs. Campbell... We're worried about your daughter. She said she was approached by a Zachan the other day on her way to school. We're scared for her innocence. She may have a 69% chance of becoming... a hoochie.