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50.
a two faced, lying asshole, who doesn't know shit about anything, stoner, and total dumbass, doesn't know right from wrong, or his head from his ass, shouldn't use people just to get stuff, usually fat and ugly. needs to get a life and go after prettier girls! :)
That guy is a total ZACH!
by yeahhboyy13 August 16, 2011
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51.
zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.
Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!
by loverslanefan4eva August 09, 2011
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52.
Another term for the Grim Reaper.
It was Zach that reaped thier soul
by The Dark Lord, Reaper February 04, 2010
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53.
The most overused ass name in Urban Dictionary
"Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
by TheAmazingSX August 12, 2012
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54.
A kid who is somewhat chubby,but still attractive. He is very good to women and extremely good in the sack,but always puts bros before hoes. All Zachs are in some way related to Chuck Norris,and have a huge penis."
"Man did you see Zach last night?"
"YES! DID YOU SEE HIS GIANT PENIS??"
by Mr.Dangerous January 21, 2012
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55.
A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger
zach is a homo
by BHCds; July 07, 2011
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56.
The biggest a**h*** in the world.
Zach J.
by VampireAC November 24, 2010
44 59