The most amazing boyfriend, and the love of my life. He's chivalrous and charming, sweet and nurturing, and will go to the end of the world to make his girlfriend happy. He's truly remarkable in everything that he does, and any girl would be lucky to have him. If you're reading this, know that I still love you, no matter what.
I wish I had a boyfriend like Zach.
by ECL92010 November 27, 2011
A sexy guy who is tough on the outside, but pretty like a unicorn on the inside. HAS A LARGE PENIS is what I am getting at.
Sam: yummy look at that Zach.
Alan: I know dont you just wanna eat him up.
Sam: Yea, and look at his lage cock.
Coach: Players get out of the shower already.
by CaptainCareBear December 31, 2011
a liar with a small penis, nasty teeth, a fat ass, terrible grammar skills, and has zero game. An overall loser.
That guy thinks he is so cool but little does he know, he's actually a zach.
by nospellingrequired November 23, 2011
a total dick that only goes out with a girl for a week and is really cocky and full of himself.
god you are such a zach
by jennabear June 15, 2011
A cheating asshole who likes to have sex with you then brag about it to his friends who then try to hook up with you once you break up. STAY AWAY ladies he is bad news all around. He only lasts a minute or two in bed then likes to brag about how good he is. Dont be fooled by his sweet smile, he is a douche and deserves to get a rare STD that has no cure and makes your penis fall off...oh wait...his penis is so small already that there wouldnt be much to fall off. And watch out for that crazy tongue thing he does while you are kissing...his spit gets EVERWHERE!
you are being such a zach right now
by girl who hates him April 28, 2011
to thrust ones male parts back and forth into ones face repeatedly while wearing a red bandana around ones neck. Zach is also known as the Bandit.
I bent down to pick up a pencil I dropped and my face got Zached on.
by X-girl/roomie May 20, 2008
The douche who goes to college, goings a frat, cheats on his girlfriend, then gets a beer belly.
Hey remember that hot guy from high school? He's such a zach now.
by sneaky bitch! June 07, 2012

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