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To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to "Zach" is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo I Zach'd them bitches so hard last night.
by Barrazza October 21, 2013
 
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A guy who makes weird noises with his mouth and tongue, who loves basketball, who hates obama and democrats, who loves to try and find mistles, and hates south korea.
wow I hate obama, what am I
You are a zach
by South Korea April 12, 2013
 
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A person named Zach is usually a sweet person. They make people care about them just by being around, and make those people miss them. When you see a person named Zach, your heart will pound, beat like there's no one else. You fall in love with them.. And it sucks. Especially when you're apart. They're kind of like a fortune cookie, and you'll never know what your fortune is until you explore it.
Boy, I wish I had a zach like that.
by IamselfishIambrave March 17, 2014
 
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Your best friend. The kind of guy who can always make you laugh when you are sad and you can't help but fall for him.
You: Hey, I think I am falling for Zach. He is so funny and cute.
Friend: Who doesn't like Zach?
by Wickersham4 June 27, 2011
 
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A blonde pale kid from Switzerland and Canada. He is a hardcore hockey nut and likes to snowboard. His main joke is "Thats what she said". Might be a vampire. He is also very tech savvy.
"I need to put together this computer! I wish I was a Zach S!"
by smf399 February 16, 2013
 
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Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.
ZACH TOOLE IS A MONKEY BUTT
by baebaenumbaone April 30, 2014
 
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A very cute, sweet outgoing person. Sometimes has glasses but looks great in them and out of them. Has amazing brown or blue eyes and a great smile. Very intellectual and funny. Has an overall great personality, pretty good at sports yet not stuck up and snobby. He is as much of a geek as he is an athlete but is simply adored because of his geekiness. Tends to care for those around him especially his friends and family. Is sweet to his girlfriend, is an amazing kisser and hand holder, likes to be close to the girl he loves. Cares much for animals, and is often gifted with the talent to play the guitar amazingly.
Friend 1: Shes lucky to be dating a Zach
Friend 2: Your telling me...... *sigh of sadness*
Friend 1: He is just so amazing!!
by GuardianAngelCastiel May 03, 2013