a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.
Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!

The Zach boy was fucking a girl?

Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
by zoeymastaaa1 August 09, 2011
Boy who will never develop into a man because he refuses to respect and honour woman around him including Mikayla and Julia. Good looking, tops Brayden any day hands down.
And thomas will be forever prince charming.
Zach Murray
by juandmik September 28, 2010
1. verb, the act of being the highest level of homosexual
2. noun, someone having little or no swag
3. noun, someone with a hairline so dreadful its as if his barber is a Dementor.
1. You got so drunk last night, you and that dude were totally zaching.
2. Im not chilling with you if you keep being a zach.
3. Tims, hairline looks terrible, I feel bad for him, he looks like such a zach
by Ms.Doucette June 17, 2011
somebody who is largely conceded and commonly only cares about themselfs. usually a zach is blonde and has a rockin bod. unfortunately, this type of zach usually has a serious case of erectile dysfunction, or more widely known as E.D. This makes a zach attractive, but useless.
i was going to go all the way with him, but hes a zach.
by Eman3227 June 24, 2010
a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)
he is such a zach.

zach cums to early
by tatabugdibbell October 24, 2010
A Chinese Hell Faggot.
Zach is a mega agy douche-for-brians idiotic necrofelic
by TheBeautifulPeopleMM August 20, 2011
Someone who takes pleasure in being a ratshit while also enjoys being the rod in a homosexuals devils threesome.

Has a tendancy to support sporting teams that lose in grand finals.
Dude: hey what team do you support

A zach: the roosters

Dude: they lost to saint george 32-8 you ratshit.

a zach: well fuck it, ill go and take it up the arse.
by stg10 November 25, 2010

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