"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"
"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "