(v) When a french kiss simulatneously engulfs your mouth nose and throat
The date was going well till he Zach Braff-ed me and I needed a kleenex.
Hot Jewish renaissance man. Zach Braff had quietly made audiences laugh on NBC's hilarious Scrubs until the release of Garden State, a film for which he wrote the screenplay for, starred in, directed himself in and produce the soundtrack for...all to critical acclaim (he's won a Grammy, an Independent Spirit Award, a National Board of Review award, and a Chicago Film Critics Association award). He's been dating Mandy Moore for some time.
Did you see him do that illusion on Ellen? Man, Zach Braff can do it all!